no for real though

better than an ostrich

this is how I feel about exams right now

hi world

come date me now pls

I will also accept:

invitations to rap battle

frozen mango chunks

any yoga challenges you care to make available

your offer to call all my exes and see if they maybe think about me sometimes, too

your first-born puppy 

time on time on time to sit in the sun and think about trees

jewelery that is either very delicate or aggressively dazzling

compliments