feelings and wisen up: boys and girls party edition

1. Don’t be a shitty person.  Don’t drunk text the boy that’s still in love with you, don’t kiss the boy with the girlfriend.

2. Don’t catch feelings.

3. If you think he’s interested in you, he probably is.  If you don’t think he’s interested in you, he probably isn’t. 

4. Trust your instincts. 

5. Only drunk dial your best friend.

6. It’s okay to think all of your friends are dead sexy.  Male and female, straight and gay.  Tell them.

7. Be outraged when someone doesn’t have a crush on your friend.  There’s nothing better than a friend being outraged and genuinely astonished when someone doesn’t have a crush on you.

8. Don’t be a mess.

9. Are you a guy? Always be there for your girls on the dance floor to rescue them from creeps.

10. Believe in how beautiful you are.  

11. Be Kate Moss.