if it's hungry, it's hungry

My own little j.pony just did a post on things that aren't socially acceptable.  One of the highlights of her list is her predilection for accidentally friend-requesting the most awkward people possible.  How do you even DO that?

Here are mine.  It's not socially acceptable to:

1. Get really, really, genuinely angry with your best friend (the aforemention jesi pony) when she fails to buy you late night pizza, as discussed.  Storming off because of her pizzalessness is also unacceptable.  Dunnenzies, though, that shit is incredible.

2. Drink yesterday's coffee on a regular basis.

3. Forget deoderant 75% of the time.  I carry a stash in my backpack, lucky for my yoga class.

4. Glare at people like it's your job.  "Oh, you know Jill Dean?  Is she just like... not nice at all?"  Apparently I need to turn that frown upside down.

5. Rap out loud to yourself as you ride your bike.  You can't quite tell if the beat works if it's just in your head, okay?

you have seen this, right?